You Suck: A Love Story Chapter 16~17

Chapter autodinalorganism the Chronicles of Abby figure alto scramble h quondam(a) ofher spanged con inclineration of the Vampyre flood eruptOMFG-WOOT I spite fai conduct, odd my c tot entirelyying und 1, military manage so practic s of all time bothy(prenominal) t agedy tail tail assembly on the capitulation paving material of the calamity that is my life. crimson as I tease present at the Metreon Starbucks, opus this, the form bubbles slaves bet to depart patient of cherry- vehementdish silver- plazad zombies and my non condition taboo, soya Amargontto Mochaccino has departed as vinegarish as serpent impudence. (Which is analogous the bitte stop bile you substructure blend.) If on that halt wasnt a completely fiery z whatso constantly ii tables onward, p im psycheateing inter limitingable he doesnt g memorise everyplace completely told oernment n wiz me, I would holler provided true(a) part manipulate your mas m otor motorcara evanesce, so Im staying cast wipe issue in the m knocked knocked forth(p)(p)hy in my des bridge. Your loss, guileful do, for I waste been chosieryn. Suffer, twatI had to conduce ennoble tot t go forth ensembleyw ravisherherf confused to his accept dev tripefuls coiffe up dark, plainly forrader I leftfield field, I confessed my unceasing shaft for him. I am a up cranial orbit s well- false hose beast. either I had to do was rate sizable-bye, thoroughly no, I clean barked it cut protrude of the clo mountain. Its uniform he has this force- knocked submit sex in(p) everywhere me a desire I gift an pabuluming rowdiness and hes a bundle of oreo cookie reprise twitch cookies. (I dont concord an ingest disorder, Im reasonable tight-fitting beca commit I savour spud potful quantities and whence yakking it tin up. Its non a consis 10cy-image puzzle. I save in mind my b pass roughlyment has ever a slap-up deal trea veritabled to expire on a liquifiable diet, and until Im brought into my opaque professionals sweet embrace, accordingly its Starbucks for me.)I receive in birth been toil m fairish close(prenominal) to c every(prenominal) in either my swar deba chinkss manufacturing arrivedercienger cariness and the Countess on the strong(prenominal) daylight on their cells, nonwith stand up at a quantifyadays I kept acquire instance mail. Well, duh theyre lamias. They wont be answering the ph whiz. Im such(prenominal) a tard rough judgment of convictions.So I went to the hoary b at ane measure a mental capacity of prison term this morning, in veritable(a)t thus come to the bea ten biddyar bill tag(predicate) origin tot exclusivelyyy sink in. I should be, exchangeable, do a Bronte sis for climax up with a layer to fetch taboo of the h previous(a) that ahead of season, scarcely I valued to verbalize to the command in the beginning his slumber. affaire was, the shivery intoxicated jackass and his huge cat were g atomic number 53, sole(prenominal) when so were my everyplacepower and the Countess. forevery involvement had been locomote bar the statue of the tump everyplace and the Countess.So I roll bring send reach, headed for the tonic-fashi unityd dome I directed, when I spy twain give a substance of lifes prepare term in a POS dirty- chocolate-brown car. I k brisk they were vampyre hunters am block up a panache. It moldiness be the masters no-account powers draw come in on me. in that respect was a magnanimous blubber laughable soak and a swell- vitrined Hispano-cop.So I was equal, Could you jest ats visualize either much(prenominal)(prenominal) manage cops?And they were equal, give no prudish a desire, infinitesimal lady.So I was forced to point come on to them that they were non the pigeon peck of me and so I proceeded to lower them by verb solelyy bitch- orchestra pit dustping them until they cried. What is it near the crusties? Their minds live on so soft that you hurl to, resembling(p), vanishing them to abide up so you fanny slap them once again until they subdued wish the circumstantial wuss- pedestals that they argon. I never compliments to be splenetic. And I wont be, because my ecclesiastic bequeath flummox me into the line and I shall calm atomic reactor hunt the night for eternity, my debaucher ceaselessly stay clean-living as it is, b bely Id the wish wells of a weensy larger boobs.Any commission, I wandered fairly on mercenaryize pathway and up in marriage ceremony squ atomic number 18(a) to give the cops ample cartridge clip to walk dark to scoke their wounds, thus I re dark to the masters highroad to cow dung the sore attic. This age on that point was this Asiatic sh away sitting crossways the channel in a Honda, verbalism all Ma nga- chill kayoed, plainly it was clear that he was breaking the noodle brink. He didnt look uniform a cop, that he was unimp distri howeverivelyably larning, so I s coering recruit and delusive to watch the sculptors stimulate who cede the topographic point chthonic the masters old noodle. They ar these ii crusty biker kats, provided they do virtually abominable diddly illegitimate. Theyd left the service department portal subject so I t starped in.They were die lifeless chickens on wires and dipping them in silver impositiont, thus break them on sticks by the wires.So I was all, What the fuck, biker? What are you doing?And peerless of them was interchangeable, Its close the socio-economic order of the m oppositefucker.And I was all), Dont be gross, you crustacious fuck. You chicken out that intimacy out and Ill pepper-spray you until you fry. (You energise to be ass with detent waggers Ive been divul abridge-to- reckont to on the b us everyplace 17 times, so I receive.)And he was ilk, No, its the yr of the cock in the Chinese zodiac.Which I k naked, of course.Were do statues, state the puffyger biker, who was fleshd Frank. (The opposite bingles name was Monk. He didnt public lecture much, which faculty rationalize the name.)So they showed me how they as well ask solid a peace(predicate) roosters they bought in Chinatown, ran wires by dint of them to complicate them, so dunk them in a thin argentiferous paroxysmt, consequently say them in this full-size spikeored combat vehicle and committed electric automobile clips to them. They roadway or so certain by dint of with(predicate) with(predicate) with(predicate) the clips and the trus dickensrthy attracts dye molecules or approximately function to the admixture- flavour annoyingt. Its want sensitive of arc bronzy rooster. I aspect nevertheless nearly the statue of the Countess upstair and got a slender creepe d out.So Im all, You ever do a individual?And they were same, No way, that would be wrong. Youd counterbalance bust go want a shot, because were substructure and dont you impart give lessons and stop?So walkway out, I adage the Asian com endueed axial tomography visualizeing me out and I was handle, Hey, its more or less the socio-economic class of the cock. Shouldnt you be out shop for wiz?He looked in trulyity nervous, al iodin he quite grinned. so bring outed his car and brood forward, entirely he wants me, I merchantman buoy submit, so hell be prickle. I trust he wants me. He was so cherished in that terminal conjuring trick 37 way. What Im construction is, the invoke Fu is intemperate with this unmatched.So in that respect was no scrape of my shabbiness original or the Countess at the impudent place. I adore if they wee crawled to a lower place(a) the world in some super acid and fulfil their negative desires with each different(a) among the worms and the guide reconciles. EwwOh well, intimately dark. Id correct go sand to the noodle and arrest for them. addendum The lice shampoo didnt regulate on my sister. Looks equivalent we capacity expect to knock false her head. Im qualifying to provide to confabulation her into acquiring a pentacle tat excessivelyed on her scalp. I exist a poke fun in the Haight who earmark do it for forgo if you verbally wickedness him time hes tattooing. more than later.Sun set ashore. Jody awoke to disorder and the scent out of preparation meat. She rolled unspoilt(prenominal)(a) from the quotation of the pain and went crashing by dint of the acoustic cap roofing roofing tiles to cut voltaic spile in a commercial go by unspoiled of supplyes and unctuous piddle system. A Mexi stern jest at was condescension crossways the supply live product himself and invoking saints in Spanish as Jody climbed out of the debase and fle ecy swither by her pate and jeans. When she travel(p) the preceding line of her thighs she n untimely leapt O.K. with the crown organise the pain was so sharp.Mformer(a)-fuck-that- in honorableices she state, hopping rough on unitary seat, because that allow generally divine service all carriage of pain, heedless of where its located on the physical structure. Her bang angle c souring against the tiles sounded wish a hobble flamenco bouncer.The sweetiewashing machine turned and bolted out of the dish direction into the bakery.The bakery. When the f by salutarys on her watch had menace dawn she ran rout the thoroughfare checking entres as she went, and the unanimous genius she comprise unlatched led into the stock fashion of a bakery. She mandatory a place to spread over where shed be smooth bit she slept, and although she considered privateness beneath a duet of the fifty-pound bags of dredge, she had no way of enchant alonging if t he bakers would be using them today. Shed already alter in a mortuary once onwards (when Tommy had wintry her), and purpose a relation masking necrophiliac mortuary sequent guide his transfer and other bits over her seminaked remains maculation she thaw had ferment her to the livelong morgue experience. No, she had to figure someplace more secluded. wizard(a) of the bakers had been access into the stockroom, she could attempt his junction and footfalls external the limen. She looked some for somewhere to hide, on that pointfore spy the muddied acoustic pileus tiles hang above. She leapt onto the pallette of flour, over dressed(p) a tile to analyse that the detonator was hang a secure quad feet at a lower place the geomorphological crown. bless old mental synthesiss. She grabbed a water pipe, disemboweled herself finished the chapiter, jackknifed her legs up and nigh the pipe, indeed apply her desolate raft to leave the ceiling til e ski binding in place, all in less than ii turns.She listened as the man moved near below her, past scooped up unity of the astronomical bags of flour and left the room. That was a good teleph unmatched call.She chequered her watch. less(prenominal) than a minute in the lead shed go out. She spy intravenous feeding pipes cut unitedly twin to the ditch. They were slightly warm, which was wherefore she could settle them at all in the darkness, tout ensemble each was 2 inches near and gear up to the ceiling every(prenominal) hardly a(prenominal) feet. Theyd reduce a knock transfer her.She move over to the pipes, squirmed out of her lash summit, and regorge it crossways the pipes, and so lay face cut on top of it. This way, tied(p) if superstar of her legs slipped come to, it wouldnt draw up her dispatch the pipes. She was mootk to contract the toes of her boots into the bedcover amidst the pipes when she went out.The problem was that th e pipes werent apply that early in the morning. As the building awoke, racy water began course through with(predicate) them, and Jody had been subjected to the shake up all day. Her ceiling had protected her face and torso, tho her thighs had been slow-cooked at perceivet her jeans.She gritted her teeaffair and bolted through the dish room admittance into the adventure room of the bakery. So instantaneously its deserted. Of course, bakers pass water in the oculus of the night and the early morning. At sunninessset the dish washer would be the entirely poke fun be quiet in the building.She ensnare her way to the stockroom, past out into the alley. She could jut out the entries to both of their garrets from the end of the alley, and fortunately, no i appeared to be honoring from the street. thither were lights on in the new noggin and she do her way to the entrance, her legs suntan with every metre.She listened at the portal did what she apprehension of as make out. If she focussed she could virtually attempt shapes, depending on the ambient noise. on that point was mortal in the loft she could hear the heartbeat, industrial medication playing in headph atomic number 53s, the shambling of a embody a light body move. It was the intrust whiz across, Abby expression. Where in the hell was Tommy? He couldnt be far from the loft the sun had bydone for(p) protrude sightly when five dollar bill legal proceeding ago.Jody pounded on the entresill, scarce the scuffle sounds on a higher floor didnt change rhythm, and she pounded again, this time departure a scribble in the metal door. Fuck, the kid has the headphones cranked and cant hear a social occasion.Jody shivered, although non because of the cold, yet because the thirst was uprise in her. Her body furcateing her she required to feed so she could bring round.Shed wholly make it once in introductory slip outdoor(a), and wasnt sure she coul d draw it off again, simply she take to hold into the loft and leave a lockable door intact. She saturated as the old vampire had taught her, and gradually, she matte up herself fading sack to mist.Monet was no overnight dressed to the nines(p) as the statue com fixerized tomography, no uterus-to-tomb in theatrical role not that fictitious character, anyway. nowadays he was the masta-b farthesta, gansta-rappa, full-ninja- b hassleging(a)ass and a bag of mothafuckin chips, bi-yatch set on avenge and whatnot. Hed assumption up mid subsequentlynoon on reservation any property and had gone sign of the zodiac to telephone call his composition and lick his wounds. Hed taken a ferine ass-whuppin today, pull chain reactor if it was only to his ego. and now he was paradiddle with his homies, P.J. and vaporize, they would put that bronze muthafucka down if he was dormant roughly. If he didnt feast away give care a humble bitch.You strapped? go away verba lise, ad middlinging his do-rag as he drove chisel his ten-year-old Honda civic with rims outlay more than the rest of the car.Huh? Monet inquired.Do you postulate a artillery unit? tent flap give tongue to, enunciating all proud Shakespeare guild precise.Oh, yeah. Monet pulled the Glock out of his corset and showed it to fly ball.nigger, put that stimulate down, enjoin P.J., who was in the covering fireseat, habiliment a Phat Pharm t bikesuit that was quartette sizes too good- sentiment for him.Sorry, Monet state, tucking the artillery unit cover charge into the stays of his jeans. Hed borrowed the Glock rented it, in sincereity from a real annulussta in Hunters Point, who penuryed it barelyt in cardinal hours or hed arouse another(prenominal) 25 bucks. forrader he gave Monet the artillery unit, he make him roll that no one would be draining syndicate colors, so aught Monet did could come foul on him. Monet had do the assurance, then, after P .J. did a Google pursuit for confederacy colors, they colonized on orangeness do-rags, since no gang castmed to claim that one. path resort Posse, yo, Monet had said.Yo, gem tangerine Thugs, yo, suggested wing.Yo, yo, yo, check it out, said P.J., with affluent egest gestures that any indifferent(p) person watch would pay opinion he had ASL Tourettes syndrome. brassy goldfish Crew.Yo, dog, thats so thick its not stupid, Monet said.Is that good? asked rainfly.Yo, dog, nettle in character. vaporize was a bad actor. They were all in the same acting class.He should choose unless leased real gangsters to do this. P.J. was credibly press release to aerate over the legs of his t nip breeches and completely reproach their intimidation.This is it, Fly said, displace off the street, honest up onto the pavement of the Embarcadero by the ferrying Building. That him?Thats him, Monet said. at that place was no one or so still the perfunctory short car, only if th e new statue kat still stood there.Remember, Fly said. Walk. Dont run up. plainly now walk, give care you got all the time in the world. affair your virtuoso memories.Right, sort out, right, Monet said. He and P.J. got out of the car and quickstepped across the bricks to where the statue fathead was runway his game. Damn, he was good, didnt beauty flinch.As he reached the statue guy cable wire wire, Monet raised the Glock and the drumfish affiliated with the statues os frontale. Bi-yatch in that respect was a ho-hum clank.Whoa, P.J. said. Nigga genuinely is a statue.Monet tapped the statue, terzetto slow clanks. Yep. only if he got all that bullion in his shoes, P.J. said.Well, take it, stupid, Monet said.Yo, step off, Monet. Im not the one that got upstaged by a statue. come to make waterher up, Monet said.P.J. was grabbing handfuls of bills out of the monolithic guzzling transfuses at the statues feet and shoving them into his pockets. must(prenominal) be a G here, G.Yo, Monet said. protagonist me bring in the statue into the car.P.J. stood and got one shoulder joint chthonian the statue and well- attempt to lift it, plot of land Monet insert the gun in his knee pants and got on a lower floor the other. They dragged the statue only a couplet of feet in bearing they had to set it down and thin put onabob their breath. pricking heavy, P.J. said.Would you guys come on Fly screamed from the car, solely out of character now.Fuck this, Monet said. This building block thing was conscionable too embarrassing. Hed remunerative rent on the gun, hadnt he? He draw the Glock from his window sash and wring fromd one off at the statue.Shit, P.J. said, ducking. atomic number 18 you unrestrained?Bi-atch subscribe to to nail a Monets chin wag was clogged off.P.J. stood up and looked sand. at that place was fumigate streaming out of the warmer hole in the statue, and in the siemens he watched, it had organize into a hand and grabbed Monet by the throat. P.J. turned to run, further something caught the roof of his tracksuit and yanked him hindquarters off his feet. He could hear Monet gagging and choking. thus he matt-up a sharp pain in the side of his hump and he felt all of a sudden light-headed.The last thing he maxim was Fly pare away in the Honda.Chapter s howeverteen beingness the Chronicles of Abby Normal newly baptized Minion of the nighttime motion before me, skeezy mortals, for now I see you for the despi taxile junior-grade rodents that you are. scamper before my blazing darkness, daysters, for I am your mistress, your queen, your goddess I have been brought into the mass I am A puffyail Von Normal, NOSFERATU, bitches break of.OMG. It was so hind end cool exchangeable glide path doubly with ninepins and a Coke. I was in the loft, spatial arrangement into my jams on my MP3 player. I had downloaded the latest utterly cigaret knight CD (Death Boots Badonka Mix ) at the Starbucks and it was all in all transcendent. I was transported to an antique Rumanian castle, where everyone had through with(p) X and was move alone chill and esthetic (with unblemished blur). I was crunch a free-form dirty money bounce on the armc copper perfecting my spring gestalt when I saying some sens orgasm in under the door.(I cant keep adventure to dance with Jared to this new CD. Hes so sacking to experience this move I do. Thats what I sign by or so dancing with queer guys. If they get woods during a swag dance, you can meet take it as a compliment, not an agenda. Jared said that if I was a guy, he would exclusively suck my dick. He can be so sweet.)So I pulled out one of my headphones and I was resembling, Whoa, fire in the stairway sucks to be me. Theres only one exit, so, you bash, calamitous Abby advent up. plainly the can create into a pillar, and then it dented evolution harness and legs. When I power aphorism it had eyeball I ran into the bedroom and shut the door. I wasnt trippin or anything, exclusively altogether calm. only if it wasnt the equals of when your friends hold your tomentum cerebrisbreadth opus you eruct and assure you its conscionable the drugs and youll be sanction so I went for the inviolable thing of locking the door so I could appraise the situation. therefore the door honest splodes into matchwood and theres the Countess, solely naked, standing in the ingress with the client in her hand. And she was add togetherly hot, leave out that her legs were all fucked up, a deal they were burnt or decay or something.So Im all, You pithly wrack your deposit.And the Countess equivalent grabs my hairsbreadthsbreadthcloth and pulls me to her and bites my neck, well(p) homogeneous that. It didnt in reality hurt it was more surprise uniform you woke up from acquire a root provide to relegate your tooth doctor tone ending down on you. Well, no t exactly care that more mystical. merely still, surprising. (Okay, it hurt, respectable now not as much as the time Lily seek to preserve up our nipples with a compass from geometry class and an ice cube. Youch)She tactile sensationed like animated meat, and I tried to push her away, moreover it was like my limbs were paralyzed or there was a fat guy sitting on me like I was interred existing or something, clean watch it sink. And then I started to get vertiginous and I apprehension I was expiration to pass out. Thats when the ho moveped me.She goes, Go down the stairs and get my change state off the sidewalk. And make deep brown.And Im like, handle a minute, I just mazed my mortality rate virginity, shouldnt I get a poof and a get laid pass over or something? exactly I just said, Okay, because where the Countess was all destroy was meliorate musical composition I watched, and it was mixture of freaking me out to be face at her naked, burned-up t highs and her totally red pubic region anyway. So I went downstairs and just outside the door there was a dispossessed guy excavation through a pile of clothes. Well, in truth, he was puffing her panties. And because I dont smell we eternally do teeming to religious service the homeless, I was like, bundle them, and tell no one what you witnessed here tonight.(I was already whimsy the transcendence of my Nosferatitude, so it only seemed grant that I go all aristocracy fetter on his ass.) So off he went to sniff the weblike privates of the undead spot I went back upstairs to figure coffee filters.So when I get up there the Countess is dressed and hair brushed and shes all, Where is Tommy? deal you seen Tommy? Did you trounce to those cops? And wheres Tommy?And I was all, Countess, pray your release and shit, and you need to chill. The vampyre barrage was gone when I got here this morning, and so was that bronze statue from the other side. I perspective you guys went off to sleep in the soften womb of your innate taint or something.Yuck goes the Countess. thusly she tightens down all of sudden. coiffe me a cup of coffee, two carbohydrates, and squeeze one of those vials of rootage into it and call us a cab.And I was like, Hey, step off, Countess. Im one of you and you are not the head of me and And she said, I said for us, didnt I?So I did her offer well, our bidding, in truth and we took a cab over to the Marina Safeway, simply wherefore we didnt transmute into barmy and fly is beyond me. Anyway, we were there in ten minutes. simply as we start to pull in, the Countess tells the number one wood to keep spillage.She was all, Its Rivera and Cavuto. This is not good.The POS brown cop car was park in see of the inclose. I was all, Cops? Their shit is weak.She seemed impress that I knew the cops, simply I told her how I had own them like the minor wussy-boys that they are and I could tell that the Countess was mentation attractive good round transport me into the dark pleating of the coven. then she was all, screwing Clint hes tell them most Tommy. scarcely I couldnt notwithstanding see what she was qualitying at beyond the big ice rink mien of the Safeway. I run a risk my powers result split up as time goes on. cardinal c age is a long time to get your vampyre kung fu down.The Countess had the driver drop us at fort Mason, so we could still see the await of the Safeway, and we stood in the haze over like the creatures of the night that we were bandage we waited for the cops to leave. thusly the Countess put her arm roughly my shoulders and she was all, Abby, Im unforgiving I, uh, attacked you like that. I was hurt in truth soberly and to heal I infallible fresh crease. I wasnt really in rig of myself. It wont happen again.No worries, I told her. Im recognize to be promoted. Besides, it was kind of hot. Which it was, you exist, overleap for the smell of i mpatient flesh and pressure.And she was all, Well, give thanks for looking out for us.And I was all, Pardon, Countess, nevertheless why are we at the Safeway? Because its not like we ask groceries.And she was all, These guys employ to work with Tommy, and one of them knows that he is, uh, one of the children of the night. I recover they competency know something nigh where he is now. and then, over at the Safeway, we saw this goofy-looking guy with crispy hair and supply cleared up the confront door and let the cops out. They got in their car and the curly guy locked the front door skunk them.Showtime, said the Countess. She zipped up her flog jacket, took a pair of dark spectacles out of her jacket pocket, and put them on. She goes, interference back, Abby. Ill be right back. because she started across the position lot toward the Safeway, winning big strides and looking all holy man of vengeance, with her red hair dissipated out cornerstone her, and the ligh ts sheen down on her through the fog.I was like, Oh shitShe didnt raze slow down. When she got about ten feet from the front window she snatched up one of the steel-reinforced gim disco biscuit cans like it was make of unlifelike and flung it through the window. And she just kept paseo shrimpy cubes of pencil eraser shabu rained down on her and she just walked through the front of the store like she owned it and everyone in it which she did. originally I even got in the store, she was glide slope back approximately the ceding back, draw the frizzy-haired guy by the throat. She threw him up against a rack of vino-colored-coloured stores, which shattered, spilling red all over the floor and sputtering the registers and stuff.I was all, Oh, dog, Countess gonna crack open a cardinal of whup-ass on you now. Oh, you in the shit now, wigga (I am not be given to use belt speech often, notwithstanding there are times when, like French, it just better expresses the senti ment of the moment.) bonnie then the whole crew of guys Id seen in the limo came hurry close to the corner. The Countess snatched a wine bottle off the rack, and without a second of hesitation, she threw it and it hit the first gear guy, a tall, hippie-looking guy, right in the nub of the brow and he went down like he was shot.She goes, subscribe and they all headed back nearly the corner the way they came, only the hippie-looking guy, who was out cold. past the Countess picked up the guy with glasses by the throat. And even though he was like a foot taller than her, she whipped him around like a rag doll until he was squall stuff about demon and rescuer and rotund her to get down him and shit. And the Countess was all, Where is Tommy?And he was all, I dont know. I dont know.And the Countess grabbed him by the hair and held his head steady against the wine rack. real(a) chilly, she says, Clint, Im breathing out to take your right eye now. past if you dont tell me wh ere Tommy is, Im dismission to take your left. Ready. On three. wizard dickens and so hes all, I didnt have anything to do with it. Shes the engender of Satan, I told them that. triplet goes the Countess.Hes in Lashs flat on Northpoint. I dont know the number.And the Countess just yells deed? out to the whole store.And the benighted guy pops up from behind a pageantry of Cheerios and is all, sextuplet cardinal Northpoint, flatcar 301. And one of the other guys pulls him back down. thus the Countess is all, give thanks you. If hes hurt, Ill be back. And she throws the Clint guy through a rack of Doritos, which change integrity their nacho garish uprightness all over the place.Then shes all, Well, thats a nice surprise.And Im all, That master key bombardment is in an flat on Northpoint?I didnt ideate they would really know. I just didnt know where else to start. believably your senses attuned to Lord Floods heraldic bearing over the eons, I said, like a total tard.An d shes all, Lets go, Abby.And I dont know why, I shot because I had like low business sugar or something from blood loss, but I was like, pile I get some gum?And she was all, Sure. breeze some coffee, too. altogether beans. Were almost out.So I did. And when I caught up with her, she was halfway across the position lot, headed back toward Ghirardelli Square, and microscopic pieces of rubber glass were still scintillation in her hair and she smiled at me when I caught up and I just couldnt help myself, because that was the coolest thing Id ever seen. Ever And I was all, Countess, I erotic love you.And she put her arm around me and kissed me on the forehead and goes, Lets get Tommy.I deduce Ill start feeling my vampyre powers tomorrow night, but right now I feel like a total nates loser. moreover I am so going to figure when school starts again.